As an old-time Internet denizen, I am both familiar with and brimming with hatred of “email forwards.” That generic term which technically means “email forwarded from one person to another” has come to communicate terrible jokes, stupid pictures of cats, and political or religious diatribes that lack research and credibility. But April forwarded to me this joke email to an address I rarely use and it honestly amused me. Especially the one about the elephant.
Without further ado or accreditation (though you will probably recognize some of these):
I’m glad that you enjoyed my rare but appreciable forward. I just don’t understand why these methods are considered “dignified,” thought the elephant is very cute.
Very Good. Although, Looks like something you would come up with to just get on the teachers nerves. LoL